Have you heard something like this recently?

“Beware the mistletoe. Not only should readers resist the temptation of a holiday kiss, but they shouldn’t even be at a social gathering where it might come up. You will show your love for dad and mother, brother, sister and the rest of ‘em best this year by sticking to your own home instead of paying annual Christmas visits, holding family reunions and parties generally.”

Rick Cousins can be reached at rick.cousins@galvnews.com.

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