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December 10, 2016

To -do list for dummies

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Posted: Thursday, April 24, 2014 12:00 am

1. Vote a straight-party ticket.

2. Believe in big government.

3. Get on the government “dole.”

4. Sign up for Obamacare.

5. Support illegal immigration.

6. Smoke marijuana and drink the Kool-Aid.

7. Ignore traffic laws.

8. Text and drive.

9. Tailgate.

10. Use your cellphone while driving.

Do you recognize yourself? Wake up and grow up!